CLASS OF 2KX: My Name is John Daker

Thanks to Eleanor in our Motion class for this hilarious type poem.

ADRIANISMS

"Ayn Rand has no soul"

". . . orgy . . ."

"In my opinionated opinion..."

"It's too pedestrian."

"As annoying as a hangnail"

"Quite Dreary..."

"That's decoration, not design."

"If it doesn't work in B&W, it doesn't work."

"Color is nothing but an embellishment."

"Absolutely not."

"Gloria"—Adrian....

"Olivia!"—Olivia

"The fewer variables, the fewer problems."

"Anticipate every problem."

"I told you to bring the good, the bad, and the ugly. Where are the good and the bad?"

"This page could be straight from the Ensign!"

"The solution is often found in the problem."

"Anyway... I digress."

"I'm making this up."

"Do we have a direction here?"

"Be grateful. Be humble. Make yourself indispensable."

"Bad work is hard to critique."

CLASS OF 2KX