CLASS OF 2KX: Client Horror Stories

These may bring you a few laughs!

ADRIANISMS

"Ayn Rand has no soul"

". . . orgy . . ."

"In my opinionated opinion..."

"It's too pedestrian."

"As annoying as a hangnail"

"Quite Dreary..."

"That's decoration, not design."

"If it doesn't work in B&W, it doesn't work."

"Color is nothing but an embellishment."

"Absolutely not."

"Gloria"—Adrian....

"Olivia!"—Olivia

"The fewer variables, the fewer problems."

"Anticipate every problem."

"I told you to bring the good, the bad, and the ugly. Where are the good and the bad?"

"This page could be straight from the Ensign!"

"The solution is often found in the problem."

"Anyway... I digress."

"I'm making this up."

"Do we have a direction here?"

"Be grateful. Be humble. Make yourself indispensable."

"Bad work is hard to critique."

CLASS OF 2KX