CLASS OF 2KX: Which is fine art and which is from a 4 year old?

Those who know my opinion on most modern art won't be surprised why I like this simple test:

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ADRIANISMS

"Ayn Rand has no soul"

". . . orgy . . ."

"In my opinionated opinion..."

"It's too pedestrian."

"As annoying as a hangnail"

"Quite Dreary..."

"That's decoration, not design."

"If it doesn't work in B&W, it doesn't work."

"Color is nothing but an embellishment."

"Absolutely not."

"Gloria"—Adrian....

"Olivia!"—Olivia

"The fewer variables, the fewer problems."

"Anticipate every problem."

"I told you to bring the good, the bad, and the ugly. Where are the good and the bad?"

"This page could be straight from the Ensign!"

"The solution is often found in the problem."

"Anyway... I digress."

"I'm making this up."

"Do we have a direction here?"

"Be grateful. Be humble. Make yourself indispensable."

"Bad work is hard to critique."

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